PHP Parse error: syntax error, expecting T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

What the hell?

PHP Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ')', expecting T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM in file.php on line 12345

According to Wikipedia:
Paamayim Nekudotayim is the official name for the Scope Resolution Operator (::) in PHP. It means "twice colon" or "double colon" in Hebrew.
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